Thursday Only!
That’s right, we’re having yet ANOTHER Flash Sale this week! Quick reminder of how this works: one incredible deal, one ridiculously specific product, one day only, while supplies last. Pro tip—hit us up early, because the stuff can go quick.
Flash Sale: Thursday, March 12
Cabot Shredded Cheese (8 oz)
All Varieties | $1.99 ea
All Stores | While Supplies Last
That’s right—$1.99 each for the good stuff! Fill your crisper drawer. Fill your pockets. Fill a bathtub if you’re into that (we don’t judge, but please wear a hairnet). At this price, the only thing stopping you is the physical limit of your refrigerator’s structural integrity. See you Thursday!
March 16–April 8, it’s Cheese Madness!
Tired of March being dominated by a pesky collegiate basketball tournament? Join co-ops nationwide and take part in Cheese Madness for your chance to win $150 worth of fine cheese and other goodies! Instead of sweaty people in shorts, we’ve got 16 cheeses battling for bragging rights. Cheese by cheese, winners advance, losers are mercilessly devoured.
Go here to download a bracket and get all the details. Don’t wait! The deadline is March 15!
Follow all the cheesy action on our social media channels!
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Going On Now: Adopt-an-Avocado!
Look at him. Just … look.
He was destined to be a good batch of guacamole. Instead, he’s a lonely green island by a puddle in a sea of muted March greys. He’s sharp, he’s focused, he’s dark green and nutritionally sound, and he’s wondering where it all went wrong.
A Cry for Help
We can’t give you this specific avocado we found in the Lebanon Store parking lot (the health department has “feelings” about parking lot produce), but do have hundreds of his cousins inside our stores, longing for a good home.
The Adopt-an-Avocado Program
You have the power to stop the loneliness. For a small, one-time adoption fee (okay, it’s just the retail price), you can take one home. Hurry in. Before they start writing emo poetry.
