Love Deals? You’ll Love Our Texts!
“Wait,” you say, clutching the artisanal tote bag you use to shop the Co-op with. “How will I know when the next chaotic price drop or special event happens?” Good question, imaginary customer. You sign up for our texts!
While email is great for deep dives on organic pickles, a text update is a finely tuned instrument of pure, unadulterated grocery speed. We text you the deal, you show up, you win at life. It’s that simple. No spam, no fluff, no overdoing it, just “Hey, this product is cheap right now” once in a while at random and unpredictable intervals.

Your Roundup Donations
Staff Obsessions This Week
🥒 Artisanal Pickles
🧀 Cheese! Cheese! More Cheese!
🍞 Local Bread
📕 The Co-op Cookbook
Adopt an Avocado! 🥑❤️
Trust us, your day will be better if you see the gorgeous photo of a lonely avocado found outside the Lebanon store and read what you can do to prevent this sort of tragedy.
- 🟢 Granola Texture: CRUNCHY
- 🟡 Bulk Bin Levels: MYSTERIOUS
- 🔴 World Humor Levels: CRITICAL
- 🟢 Sourdough Vibes: EXCELLENT
- 🟢 Quality of Staff: TOP-TIER

