Co-op Bravely Enters Late 20th Century with All-New Text Updates
Stop the presses! The Co-op has officially discovered the “cellular telephone.” In a daring leap into the late 20th century, we’re introducing Co-op text updates. Now you can get notifications sent straight to that glowing rectangle in your pocket. (Boy, this internet thing is neat!)
Seriously, we’re slow adopters of technology. We know this. We spent a lot of time looking for a platform we feel good about, and this is it. It’s fast, convenient, and way more efficient than us yelling “THE AVOCADOS ARE RIPE” from the roof.

Staff Obsessions This Week
🥒 Artisanal Pickles
🧀 Cheese! Cheese! More Cheese!
🍞 Local Bread
📕 The Co-op Cookbook
Adopt an Avocado! 🥑❤️
Trust us, your day will be better if you see the gorgeous photo of a lonely avocado found outside the Lebanon store and read what you can do to prevent this sort of tragedy.
- 🟢 Granola Texture: CRUNCHY
- 🟡 Bulk Bin Levels: MYSTERIOUS
- 🔴 World Humor Levels: CRITICAL
- 🟢 Sourdough Vibes: EXCELLENT
- 🟢 Quality of Staff: TOP-TIER

