The Big Game! Contesto Huge-o!
What’s not to love about large men in body armor fighting over an oddly shaped ball that doesn’t roll efficiently? For your watch party, we’ve got a sale so big we had to split it into two weekends to cover all the stuff.
> JANUARY 29–FEBRUARY 1
The “My Watch Party is Better Than Yours” Snack Sale
Let’s face it, these gatherings aren’t about “meaningful connections” or the “spirit of athletic competition.” They’re about impressing people with your food-selection prowess! Seriously, we want you to be the MVP of your living room, mostly so people don’t say anything when they notice you haven’t cleaned between the couch cushions since 2019. Buy your guests’ silence with these snack essentials.
> FEBRUARY 5–FEBRUARY 8
The “I Guess We’re Being Healthy Now?” Produce Sale
Look, we get it. Someone at your party—probably Dave—is going to ask if there’s anything “green” or “grown in dirt.” Instead of pointing him toward the decorative houseplant, you can point him toward the produce! Save big on veggie dip, avocados, dried hot peppers (zing!), and more. Just don’t be the person who greets your guests with nothing more than a sad wilted vegetable tray and a dream.