Coming Thursday!
Look, we asked our marketing people, “Can you PLEASE space out the Flash Sales a little? Do you know how much work we put into the over-the-top text we wrote for the last one, which was only a week ago?!! How long do you think we can keep up this assembly line of hyperbole?!?!”
But they didn’t listen. Our desperate cries went unheard.
So hey, let’s just roll with it—that’s right, we’re having yet ANOTHER Flash Sale this week! Remember how this works: incredible deal, one ridiculously specific product, one day only, while supplies last! Save the dates and hit us up early, because the stuff can go quick.
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Staff Pick: Golden Rule Mead
Fun fact: The anonymous medieval author of Beowulf famously loved mead! That’s why a mead hall plays such a prominent role in the poem. (Or maybe we made that up. We weren’t there. Whatever.)
Regardless, our friends at Golden Rule Mead in Middlebury, Vermont, are equally obsessed with this wonderful and sadly underappreciated beverage. Golden Rule isn’t just a name; it’s a commitment to not ruining the planet. They call it “Brew Unto Others”—a philosophy centered on 100% local Vermont honey and a deep respect for the bees who do all the heavy lifting.
In short, this isn’t just a drink—it’s an invitation to be legendary (or at least moderately more interesting at parties).
