Love Deals? You’ll Love Our Texts!
“Wait,” you say, clutching the artisanal tote bag you use to shop the Co-op with. “How will I know when the next chaotic price drop or special event happens?” Good question, imaginary customer. You sign up for our texts!
While email is great for deep dives on organic pickles, a text update is a finely tuned instrument of pure, unadulterated grocery speed. We text you the deal, you show up, you win at life. It’s that simple. No spam, no fluff, no overdoing it, just “Hey, this product is cheap right now” once in a while at random and unpredictable intervals.

What We’re Obsessed with This Week
🥑 This Adorable Lonely Avocado
🧀 These Free Cheese Tastings
/•᷅•᷄੭ This Cat in Sunglasses
- 🟢 Granola Texture: CRUNCHY
- 🟡 Bulk Bin Levels: MYSTERIOUS
- 🔴 World Humor Levels: CRITICAL
- 🟢 Sourdough Vibes: EXCELLENT
- 🟢 Quality of Staff: TOP-TIER
Spring Classes & Events ☀️❤️😎
When is our spring shredding event? What classes do we have lined up? Get all the answers at our classes and events page.

