While They Last!
Get Astronomical Savings on Avocados
Our Operations and Merchandising teams thought we were joking when we said, “Don’t hit the big ORDER AVOCADO button more than once,” and now our Lebanon and Hanover stores are having a bit of an avocadopocalypse. Yes, we tried hiring a full-time, guacamole-making intern. It didn’t work out.
To help alleviate this happy accident, we’ve got avocados for 59¢ at our Hanover and Lebanon locations, while supplies last. Yes, 59¢!
Don’t miss out. Fulfill your avocado destiny today!
Yes We’re Having Another Flash Sale
Look, we asked our marketing people this week, “Can you PLEASE space out the Flash Sales a little? Do you know how much work we put into the over-the-top text we wrote for the last one, which was only a week ago?!! How long do you think we can keep up this assembly line of hyperbole?!?!”
But they didn’t listen. Our desperate cries went unheard.
So hey, let’s just roll with it—that’s right, we’re having yet ANOTHER Flash Sale, coming to all stores Thursday, March 12. Because this is our standard “super secret advance notice teaser,” we’re tight-lipped on the details for now. For now, save the date and stay tuned!
Your Roundup Donations
Staff Pick: Golden Rule Mead
Fun fact: The anonymous medieval author of Beowulf famously loved mead! That’s why a mead hall plays such a prominent role in the poem. (Or maybe we made that up. We weren’t there. Whatever.)
Regardless, our friends at Golden Rule Mead in Middlebury, Vermont, are equally obsessed with this wonderful and sadly underappreciated beverage. Golden Rule isn’t just a name; it’s a commitment to not ruining the planet. They call it “Brew Unto Others”—a philosophy centered on 100% local Vermont honey and a deep respect for the bees who do all the heavy lifting.
In short, this isn’t just a drink—it’s an invitation to be legendary (or at least moderately more interesting at parties).
