Flash Sale Friday
Heads up! We’ve secured a shipment of Tate’s Bake Shop Chocolate Chip Cookies at practically a steal, and friends, it wasn’t easy. There were negotiations. There were clandestine backroom meetings. There may have been a blood oath with some guy named Gary.
We’re not allowed to talk about it further, but we are allowed to sell these cookies for dirt cheap, so let’s focus on that.
> Tate’s Bake Shop Chocolate Chip Cookies, 7 oz. bags
> 2.99 ea. (save 3 bucks!)
> ONLY on Friday, June 19
> ONLY while supplies last
(Sorry, guy and bathtub not included.)
About the Co-op
Welcome! We’re glad you’re here. Our co-op is a community-owned institution, an organic carrot utopia, a swangy aroma of artisanal vinegar and local cheese that draws locals and visitors from everywhere. We’re a row of bulk granola bins shining in the morning sun. We’re a glimmer of hope in the eyes of a shopper longing for a store without cart corrals. (Does ANYONE actually use these things?). We’re an ever-evolving grocery maelstrom churning around a locally sourced honey jar circling a mystery. We’re here. You’re here. Let’s make some sandwiches!
