> UPDATE FROM YOUR CO-OP WEB TEAM_

THIS SITE MADE WITH 100% ORGANIC, FREE-RANGE HTML
One day the web team decided to build an AI model (code-named LUCAS, for Luckily Unix Code is Avocado Sensitive). It seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, but the experiment had unexpected results--namely the AI could only make a website that looked like it was designed in 1997 on Geocities by some guy obsessed with Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Luckily for us, a retro aesthetic is EXACTLY what our member-owners have been demanding for years! (Or maybe no one has actually asked for this. Whatever.) That’s why our new website, designed by LUCAS, features things like:

Javascript Purge
To keep things simple, we've deleted code we don't understand. If something doesn't work, try hitting your monitor.

Visual Excellence
We’ve replaced high-res photography with things like 8-bit GIFs of dancing bananas. You're sooo welcome!

Peak Security
Our firewall is now just a sticky note on the server that says "Please Don't."

Advanced Temperature Control
The site is proudly hosted on a single Macintosh Performa 6200 located in the walk-in freezer. If the site goes down, just wait a few minutes while Dave moves the peas.

Wow! Have You Relly Read Down This Far?
Okay, you got us, we haven't acually redesigned our website. We're just having a little fun with the homepage. Our Co-op is 90 years old this year, and we were one of the very first co-ops to have a website in the early days of the internet. So to celebrate, our web team decided to give the homepage a little 1990s vibe. We intentionally launched this on April 30, the day the nice folks at CERN released the World Wide Web source code into the public domain in 1993 and gave us all the internet. (Thanks, CERN!) We hope you enjoy, and we promise to go back to normal soon--basically whenever someone says we have to.